Most Beautiful Girl in the Room - Flight of the Conchords

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Dm(5)  Am(5)  Gm?(3)  Amaj7(6)  Am(5) (other strings open) 

Looking round room, I can tell that you
Are the most beautiful girl in the...room. (In the whole wide room, yeah)

And when you're on the street, depending on the street
I bet you are definitely in the top three ...
Good-looking girls on the street (depending on the street)

And when I saw you at my mate's place
I thought what...is...she...doing... (bend A string at VII) ...
At my mate's place
How did Dave get a hottie like that to a party like this
Good one Dave!!! (Ohhhh you're a legend, Dave!)

I asked Dave if he's going to make a move on you
He's not sure, I said "Dave do you mind if I do?"
He says he doesn't mind, but I can tell he kinda minds
but I'm gonna do it anyway

I see you standing all alone by the stereo
I dim the lights down very low, here we go
You're so beautiful, you could be a waitress
You're so beautiful, you could be an air hostess in the 60s
You're so beautiful, you could be a part...time...model

And then I seal the deal, I do my moves, I do my dance moves

	Am(5)  Bbm(6)

	It's twelve oh two, just me and you
	And seven other dudes, around you on the dance floor
	I draw you near, let's get outta here
	Let's get in a cab, I'll buy you a kebab!

And I can't believe, that I'm sharing a kebab 
with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen, with a kebab (Ooooooohhh yeaahhh)

Why don't we leave?
Let's go to my house and we can feel each other up on the couch
Oh no. I don't mind taking it slow-ho-ho, no-ho-ho, yeah.

Cause you're so beautiful
Like a tree, or a high-class prostitute
You're so beautiful
Mmm, you could be a part...time...model

	Bm D (E)

	But you'd probably have to keep your normal job (A part-time model!)
	Spending part of your time, modelling,
	and part of your time, next to meeeeeeeeee!