Kerosene Hat - Cracker Em C How can I fly with these old doggy wings G D While the magpie singx some shiny song Old cornface row'f teeth she says sweetly to me In the elevator Em D C Everything seems like a dream A G C And life's a scream Here come old Kerosene Hat With his earflaps waxed, a-courtin' his girl Come clatter in here on your old cloven skates With that devilish spoon Everything seems like a dream And life's a scream When you're submarine SOLO So don'tcha bother me, Death, with your leathery ways And your old chase lounge A wickerman's fence of leathery tires And the cook's gone mad, started several fires Everything seems like a dream When you're submarine Head like a stream, she says softly to me From the rattling chair Bring me a steak and my old pair of crows My medicine lamp Everything seems like a dream So life's a scream SOLO