Gerbil - Stephen Lynch

A          G             D       C 
I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo
If Richard Gere can do it, I can too
I get undressed and I start to lube
I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube

	Bb             A  
	Wondering just how he'll feel
	will he like it better than his little wheel
	careful now he's right beside me
	Bb                C 
	one more inch and he's inside me

		D  F  D  F      D    F  D  F 
		Goooooooooooo   Gerbil go
		Burrow harder, burrow deeper
		be my little chimney sweeper
		one thing I forgot about
		C                
		how am I supposed to get you out

so now my gerbils is on easy street
it's warm and cozy and there's plenty to eat
the situation is beyond my control
gotta find a way to get him out of his hole

	I tried crowbars I tried wires
	I almost had him with a pair of pliers
	I tried cheese but he's not biting
	I wish this wasn't so exciting

		Goooooooooooo  Gerbil go
		Jesus, I am such a sucker
		Please get out you furry fucker
		I think I am getting ill
		suddenly he's very very still

Now it's too late my gerbil died
I guess I have committed gerbicide
here's some advice it's very clear cut
A               G       D                        
if you love your gerbil...don't stick him up your buuuuutt 
don't stick him up your butt
little furry gerbil in your booty hole
don't stick him up your booma whomma wam